====== Festival ======
  - sudo apt-get install festival speech-tools aumix (if using Hardy, festvox-rablpc16k is needed too)
  - .festivalrc:<code>;use ALSA
(Parameter.set 'Audio_Method 'Audio_Command)
(Parameter.set 'Audio_Command "aplay -q -c 1 -t raw -f s16 -r $SR $FILE")</code>
  - aumix -v 100 (set volume to max)
  - echo "I locked myself out downstairs " | festival --tts 

Other useful commands:
Read every line you enter until ctrl+c:
<code bash>while read x; do echo $x |festival --tts; done</code>